What should I name him?

There have been quite a few posts on this BLOG questioning my stand on robots. Okay, there have only been two....but relatively speaking two is quite a few...but I digress. So I have decided to put the issue to rest once and for all; I am not anti-robot. In fact, I have a secret plan to get home early: I am building a robot to take my place here in Iraq (see photo). It really is a great idea, because unlike me, the robot does not need sleep or food. You are probably wondering how I overcame the whole problem of intelligence. Well, let me tell you, that was the
easy part....it is made out of a fence post, and has almost as much metal as a sack of hammers, so I really didn't have to do anything and it was already as smart as I am. Now if I could just get it to type...........

3 Comments:
WOW! That robot looks just like you! the face and everything. Are you the one taking the picture? and what is that pink stick wearing the uniform holding the gun next to your robot look alike?
I think you have too much time on your hands...
Salem,
I think that's actually Paul, not a Paul replica, holding the stick-thing. He likely had someone else take the picture. I did not know that Paul is a robot. Including Ben's prior revelations, that makes atleast 3 in the family -- Ralph, Maude and Paul. Do we have any other robots?
I am amazed at all the things robots can do. Other than constructing other robots (which, as we see, obviously is not one of their best skills), our robot relatives are very talented.
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